How to tell when it's time to jump in front of a speeding bus
|Queen of Crazy|
1. Look into a mirror. When you do this and notice that your eyes are bugging out and moving wildly, this is a good sign that you're certifiable. This is called, "crazy eyes" syndrome. Normal people are afraid of these eyes. If you do indeed have "crazy eyes", stop right here and find a sharp knife.
2. Hate me today. If you do a Google search and find three or more websites out there devoted to your slow painful death, you might actually be hated enough to just not be alive any longer.
3. Hold please. If you consider state child support or unemployment agency workers, your good friends, wine is fine but whiskey's quicker!