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Top 10 sayings of The Old Man

Over the years, The Old Man concocted some rather ingenious albeit wacky sayings. This list is in no particular order. Please comment if any of you can think of other ones.

What's all this laughin' and talkin' going on?
The more they come, the uglier they get.
Hell of a thing.
Crazier than a shithouse rat.
Sonny boy!
Come on old paint, let's get where we aint.
If you listen closely, you can here the call of the Shitbird, shit! shit!
Close enough for our girls.
How ya doin'?

Fun with reincarnation

When I die, I want to make a deal with whatever higher power that happens to be there greeting me. Instead of coming back to Earth as a pampered cat or something, I want to be reborn in let's say 1925 or so. This would make me the perfect age to fight in WWII. As long as I'm a man, be it Germany, Britain, or the US, I will be happy. 

I know what you're thinking: "Eric, you're going to freeze to death in Stalingrad." No, I don't think so Tim. I have many years of WWII video game experience to help save my ass.
I know that I can fit right in as a person of the 1930's and 40's. You know, I might even have been there before in a former life. It feels so familiar to me when I'm watching an old black and white movie.The slang and manner of speaking back then was the coolest. I mean, who wouldn't want to say "Nice gams!", and "Yeah, it's curtains for you see!" all day long.