I really like to swear. Nothing is more satisfying when you are stuck in mind-bending traffic on the way to work than letting out a few four letter words and pounding the steering wheel. There are some who think that swearing is bad for your "soul", but I think that if there is such a thing, it is really chicken soup. Tell me, who is it really hurting? You aren't killing, maiming, or molesting anyone. It's sort of like verbal masturbating. I refuse to believe that you can go to "Hell" by saying the f-word a few billion times in your life.
Ah, I can't wait to get that next bill in the mail or get yelled at by the ex.