Top 10 license plate frame sayings for manic depressives.
10. My other car is a hearse.
9. If you can read this I hope you're going fast enough to kill me.
8. I'd rather be decomposing.
7. Ask me about my decapitated doll collection.
6. Ex-wife and cat missing: Don't look in my basement.
5. WARNING: This vehicle is equipped with disabled airbags.
4. Happiness is:
3. Honk if you have a gun.
2. CAUTION: Vehicle stops on all railroad tracks.
1. If I'm smiling, the Prozac just kicked in.