Divorced and hating it
As a supplement to this weeks blog, I have just received word from my lawyer that I'm now legally divorced. Before you get all silly on me, I don't want to hear any "yeehaws", "congrats", or "see, things are getting better", bullshit. My lawyer mentioned, but not included his additional fee above and beyond his retainer. No doubt, this searing rectal agony will throw a monkey wrench into any partying in the immediate future.
I'm sure that the three letters written, and one court appearance, will amount to an insurmountable bill that will require the selling of miscellaneous electronics, sperm, and pirated dvd collection. Life is good.