I was born. I suffered.
I suffered some more, and hopefully,
I won't die a painful death.
This is my life.

Reality bites TV

I don't want to watch hillbillies, Amish teenagers, Armenian no-talents, bearded backwoods jackasses, toothless critter wranglers, leather-skinned middle aged housewives of any state, dancing with anyone or anything, or anyone in New Jersey.